08/10/03

9 things to do during the free time after the completion of exam paper.

1) Draw on whatever paper available.
Be smart and dont doodle on papers
that you know the teacher marking
will minus your marks from it. Try to draw
on remaining sheets of foolscap.
Eg: Drawing peanuts on chinese papers
aint a very good choice. If you cant resist,
remember to get a good eraser and rub it off.

2) Fold paper origami with leftover foolscap
and impress your teachers with your
|337 origami 5ki||z. If you're really nice,
write a small note and attach it to the
folded saying how great your teacher is.

3) Attempt to find the best sleeping
position with only your table and chair..
Don't snore, don't drool.

4) Use black pen and attempt to disfigure all
the alphabets or words on your question paper.
NOT your answer script please.

5)Make a mini war scene with your
stationery, pencilcase, and imagination.
Eg: Attach a fat pen to the middle of ruler.
attach two small pens at both ends.
VIOLA! A mini fighter jet. But please
dont try to throw it in the air. It won't fly.

6) Of course, check your answers twice,
maybe thrice even. Better to be safe than sorry.

7) Try giving your teacher various faces and
bet with your friend what type of reaction she'll get.
Eg: Singaporean face :(
The cheesy grin :)
The widest smile :D
The stick tongue out :p
Please don't settle the bets during the exam.

8) Use your fingers and try to act the entire book
of Twelfth Night out. Talk in your mind, not with your mouth.
You can use your new-found skills and impress your friends
after the paper.

9) Use your nametag and carve your initials
on every wooden pencil you've got. Just in case you lose 'em.

11 things NOT to do during the same period as above.

DON'T
1) Sing, hum, whistle.
Irritates your neighbours.

2) Dance.
Rather distracting even if you sit behind.

3) Point any finger at the teacher.
Your teacher may mistake you for cheating.

4) Leave a blank paper.
At least write "moo" or something.

5) Write "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" or any
other name other than your name in the NAME:______ line

6) Suddenly shout something.
I once thought of shouting "I ARE BABOON"
in the middle of the paper. Not good. High
chance of giving elderly teachers heart attack.

7) Carve on your skin.
That's utterly, ridiculously stupid.

8) Tear/ crumple/ eat your answer script.
There goes your mugging effort.

9) Cry/get a cold/runny nose/blocked nose
The last thing we want is someone who blows her nose
non-stop. Trumpeting in the class is as bad as point No. (1)
-looks at the lix-

10) Rock your table vigorously.
If it falls, it's gonna be more chaotic than 911.

11) Use anything as a musical instrument.
Not the right time to showcase your creativity.
That includes blowing into your bottle.
I understand some of you may be inspired by the
Tiger beer advert. But no.\

Hi ho. Guess that's just all.

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15:02







07/10/03

10 reasons why I go to school
1) Sleep
2) SLAMD
3) Drama in the class.
4) Other peeps.
5) iBook. iMac.
6) The occasional meowmeows.
7) Toast.
8) Torturing others.
9) To learn!
10) I dont have the tenth one.

5 reasons why I wanna go to the next Thaipusam.
1) vvv. Interesting.
2) This is better than poseur punks.
3) FIRE FIRE FIRE!
4) Think extreme piercings.
5) Join in!

Okay that was totally random.
But it's fun!

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11:05